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WILLIAM TSANG

This post is William's IC inbox at ataraxion. You can drop network or action stuff that doesn't quite feel like it fits or warrants a post on the main communities in here.

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[fullmoon]

William?

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[dogbane]

[Oh no]

Whats up

[No punctuation for extra casual y/y]

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[fullmoon]

[ Wow, that's so casual. I bet he's wearing flip-flops and bermudas. Remus would switch to video to check, but Mr Smiley knocked him off-balance and he isn't in the mood. ]

Are you all right?

[dogbane]

Yeah. I mean apart from the Jump losses and shit

[+1 misdeed to remain guilt free about: going for the sympathy card.]

I was actually thinking we should check w DUPRR about new releases for your lady heroine. Those cunts have to be good for something right?

[cmon wzard fall for it]

[fullmoon]

Do you really think they're good enough that people a hundred years later would still read them?

[ He's going to marry Estelle Stone on the astral plane, but even he isn't that delusional. ]

Why did you & Rey attack the alien you found in the corridors?

[dogbane]

I dunno theres cult classics

half the cartoons that are vintage classics my world are really fucking racist and people kept on after it was made clear so.

[William has one foot in the astral plane and someday it'll probably have talons and superstrength, so you'd best not tell him about those astral plans. He's petty sometimes.]

We thought it was killing someone. couldn't see properly from where we was standing, all these containers. But it turned out everyone who'd been out in the shuttle bay was already dead.

[it's actually

TEChnically true. Russe and his little doomed compatriot had been hiding inside of a container.]

why?

[fullmoon]

That's true. I'll ask them.
After someone asks them about Van Rijn.

[ Priorities! Also, chill, the astral plane allows threesomes. ]

Because you're acting weird on the network.
& a bit weird in general.
& the blood on your face was human.
From Rey's scratch, I suppose.

[dogbane]

[BUT MURDER HAS HISTORICALLY SOLVED MORE PROBLEMS THAN IT'S CREATED ???]

i know. I dont like leering e-bogeymen coming after our lot. didnt mean to make anyone fret



thats a keen trick. how'd you know?

[fullmoon]

I'm a vampire.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d71cca3a553a61c193b32926658d503/tumblr_mhsdrn4xV71qco5x8o4_250.gif

[dogbane]

I dont think so. you fill out your bedroom mirror quite nicely

oh my god

[fullmoon]

That's a joke all on its own.


I think the bogeyman thinks it's helping us.
Even though it's an arse.

[dogbane]

Hes got a way of bringing that out in people, looks like.

whyd you have to put executions and sentences in his theoretical red head

[fullmoon]

He asked. He knows when we're lying. I wanted him to keep talking.
But I don't think my standards for betrayal are the same as his.

[dogbane]

I wager youre probably right. he's a right cunt.

should I know about these standards?

[fullmoon]

Sneaking garlic & holy water into my food.

[fullmoon]

[ But okay. In the interest of looking less bloodthirsty than he probably does over there. Behold: an honest answer. ]

Unless you're planning to kill everyone I love & a dozen innocent bystanders, you're probably fine.

[dogbane]

errrr

well I can safely say no planning was involved the other month :[




in all seriousness though I'm sorry mate. Smiley ought to piss off

[fullmoon]

[ He doesn't know what to do with sorry and immediately regrets having said anything at all, so there's a decently lengthy pause before he carries on without acknowledging it. ]

You realise no one blames you for that, don't you?
No one with any sense.

[dogbane]

[Oh i didnt mean to turn this into no no, William backspaces through that. Surely there's something useful he can do with this. (It does not occur to him immediately that Remus is operating exactly the same way.)]

I guess 'blame' is kind of a loaded word

but 'no one with any sense' seems a bit much too dont you think

[fullmoon]

No. You didn't mean to.

1/2

[dogbane]

No

I didn't but I could have thought it through some more. been more careful. talked to people about what was going on, even if it didnt seem like much.

Guess I aint really in that habit

2/2

[dogbane]

[He dangles that note of contrition for a moment before losing any kind of real certainty that that's helpful or working.

is this just being depressing??? best to liven it up a bit.]

guess thats why we get along isnt it :]

[fullmoon]

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm very forthcoming.



It isn't too late to start talking to people, if you haven't.
Other people. Not me.
I'd hate to ruin our getting-along.

[dogbane]

Ive got people. Ive got Heather, we're just not quite that. we're everything else I reckon



S.B.'s privvy to boggart-level shit then?

[fullmoon]

What about Severus?



Sure. I tell him everything.
Or else he guesses.
He's very clever.