This post is William's IC inbox at ataraxion. You can drop network or action stuff that doesn't quite feel like it fits or warrants a post on the main communities in here.
I'm sorry! It just kinda happened! If we'd been in Vegas there would have been an Elvis, it was so spur of the moment! I'm on my way and I'm bringing booze, so get a puke basin ready or whatever.
[William retorts,] You are not fucking coming over here.
I'm not done with you, [he adds, sounding surprisingly threatening all things considered.] Don't fucking think it. We'll be speaking soon, HeATHER, but for now I got some shit to see to. Yeh?
[He sounds like he's already on the move. Footfalls, knocking something over that doesn't break.]
Wow. Wow. I'll just stay here with my thumb up my ass then, shall I?
[Which would probably be more effective if she wasn't slightly charmed by the force with which her friend swings into action. Her grin is in no way diminished when she adds:]
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And I like chocolate. He likes free.
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I'm not done with you, [he adds, sounding surprisingly threatening all things considered.] Don't fucking think it. We'll be speaking soon, HeATHER, but for now I got some shit to see to. Yeh?
[He sounds like he's already on the move. Footfalls, knocking something over that doesn't break.]
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[Which would probably be more effective if she wasn't slightly charmed by the force with which her friend swings into action. Her grin is in no way diminished when she adds:]
Love you too.
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He sounds like he's smiling too.]
We've already had pretty fucking extensive conversations about Ned's familiarity with using the proverbial back door.